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2008-03-15 12:55 UTC · Daiverd (#2)

Hacker's Guide To Cooking:

2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't

really come from Philadelphia after all; anyway, about 16 oz.)

1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty

strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure)

1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too)

8 oz. Cool Whip (the fluffy stuff devoid of nutritional value that you

can squirt all over your friends and lick off...)

"Blend all together until creamy with no lumps." This is where you get to

join(1) all the raw data in a big buffer and then filter it through

merge(1m) with the -thick option, I mean, it starts out ultra lumpy

and icky looking and you have to work hard to mix it. Try an electric

beater if you have a cat(1) that can climb wall(1s) to lick it off

the ceiling(3m).

"Pour into a graham cracker crust..." Aha, the BUGS section at last. You

just happened to have a GCC sitting around under /etc/food, right?

If not, don't panic(8), merely crumble a rand(3m) handful of innocent

GCs into a suitable tempfile and mix in some melted butter.

"...and refrigerate for an hour." Leave the recipe's stdout in a fridge

for 3.6E6 milliseconds while you work on cleaning up stderr, and

by time out your cheesecake will be ready for stdin.